| 1. IF YOU ARE UNDER 13 YOU ARE ACCOMPANIED BY A PARENT OR GUARDIAN. |
As best as I can figure, public content on this website is PG13. If you're younger, you need to keep your parents around so they can explain anything you don't understand. (That's why you decided to have parent-slaves in the first place, right? There really wasn't much Internet when I was a kid, so I mostly chose mine so they could cook all my meals for me and drive me places I wanted to go.) Anyway, the point is, if you're under thirteen you need a parent or guardian to okay the site. I'd personally appreciate it ^_^
| 2. YOU ARE NOT A BIG SISSY WUSSBOT3000. |
If you're over thirteen, then you can make your own INTERNET DECISIONS, according to COPPA. So you know better than to click on something and then get angry at me for having it there on my site. There is a back button on your browser, and I'm positive that if you can wipe your own butt, you can click the back button when something bothers you. It was probably a joke anyway. Almost everything I say is for amusement purposes only, and I will not be held responsible for squished feelings, messy divorces or failed political careers. And if you find a link to another website that happens to offend you, don't cry to me about that either. BACK. BUTTON.
| 3. WHEN YOU GIVE ME MONEY, YOU MEAN IT. NO TAKESIES-BACKSIES. |
If you say you want something, and you give me money for it, I'm going to assume you're not a liar. Don't prove me wrong. I don't have time for refunds. If for some reason you find my merchandise defective, e-mail me about it and we'll work something out. I'm actually a lot nicer than this page makes me sound.
| 4. YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ADMIRING ART AND BEING A JERKFISH. |
There are special rules for using my art. One time a kid in Philadelphia didn't pay attention to my art rules, and he got hit by a blind nun driving a truck full of kittens while he was already dying of leprosy and being Wiccan. You may save my images to your hard drive for personal use, and you may even post them on your website/MySpace/forums/etc. AS LONG AS YOU FOLLOW THESE RULES:
1. Do not alter the image in any way. Do not remove my copyright watermark, do not change the colors, do not crop it or resize it.I only put low resolution files online. If for some reason you want to print out a really crappy version of one of my drawings instead of paying a measly $5 for a nice one, I actually don't care. But don't tell anyone that the print came from me--make sure to mention you're the crackhead who printed it out at 72dpi on 20lb paper, okay? Thanks.
2. There must be a link back to my domain http://thepussinboots.net
3. Do not claim that anyone who is not me created one of my images.
4. No commercial use is allowed. My art does not belong on merchandise, in publications, on concert fliers (even free ones). If it is being used to promote something you need to ask me permission.
| 5. YOU SEND HIPPIE LOVE TO THE PEOPLE THAT HELPED ME MAKE THIS SITE. |
I wouldn't have this site without the help of a lot of people, and if you can support them either by using their products/services, clicking on their ads or just praying for them with a handful of crystals or whatever, please do. I don't think I could list them all here, but some of the most physical contributions come from Rydia.Net, my awesome hosting service; TinyWebGallery, a great PHP gallery script written by a really helpful German with adorably incorrect English and wicked mad coding skills; Dr. Don's Buttons, where I got my button machine and continue to buy my supplies; and Keffy Kehrli, who got me a sweet deal on the laser printer I use to make YOUR goodies.
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